I meant to write sooner, but I was immersed in huge plans for the future (which include no men whatsoever, thankfully).
I received a gem of a proposition on okcupid that I must share… it clearly was sent in bulk to any woman in the region.
It doesn’t piss me off, sir, don’t worry about it. “Hey, I’m looking to have meaningless sex with you, but I’ve got no picture and I’m describing myself as amazing. I’m sure your dry spell has lasted long enough that you would accept my proposition without even seeing a picture of me.”
Yes, that works every time.
Plus, a guy who is dying to get the hell out of a place I claim to love on my profile? At least do your homework, buddy.